OF THE INTERNET!

Attention:

You have reached the Last Page On The Internet. You didn’t know where it ended until now, did you? You cannot go further online in this direction. You have reached the very end of the far reaches of cyberspace. No matter how you do it, one thing is certain…you can only go back. You cannot go forward beyond this page. The World Wide Web ends here.

Before you leave this page, please take just a moment and ponder what is happening here. To some people, reaching the last page of the Internet is a very serious and solemn occasion in their lives. Although you can access the Internet from just about anywhere, you have just learned that it all ends in only one place…right here. You have made a truly marvelous discovery by finding this page.

Please do not feel sad about this. All good things must eventually come to an end. And so it is with the Net also. You surely must have realized this. Please remain calm! Although you may be experiencing strong feelings of surprise or disappointment, this is a normal reaction. There is no need to panic. You are safe here.

Why not take a moment and reflect on what has happened to you here today? Ask yourself why you came here and what it means in the whole scheme of things. The many possible answers to these questions may surprise you. Did you come to “The Last Page Of The Internet” for any of these reasons?

· I am compulsively curious.

· I always get lost when I am online.

· This is my way of surfing "Outside the Box".

· I didn’t believe there was a last page of the Internet until now.

· I like to “push the envelope” and this was a challenge for me.

· As an intellectual, I knew there was a "Last Page" somewhere.

· I am the blonde they tell all the jokes about – need I say more?

· I am a football player who has been tackled one too many times.

· I deduced the existence of a "Last Page" just like Sherlock Holmes.

· I was careless when clicking my mouse and got here by accident.

· I am the type person who always reads the last page of a book first.

· I always come in last in everything – even on the Net – so sure I found it.

Regardless of your reason(s) for being here, you can now say with pride that you have explored the Internet until you reached the very end of it. This is no small accomplishment. Please reach up and pat yourself on the back…you deserve it!

In cyberspace terms, you have accomplished the equivalent of climbing Mt. Everest by arriving here. By reaching this page, you know how it feels to travel across the entire country until you reach the ocean shore and can go no farther. You have overcome all the obstacles of the World Wide Web just for the thrill of this exciting moment. You have finally reached the finish line. You are now in the winner’s circle. You have excelled beyond all reasonable expectations. You have become the Marco Polo of cyberspace.

And now…it is time to bid you a fond farewell. When you leave your computer, take time to look in a mirror and see the person you have become. You found the “Last Page Of The Internet” and you will never be quite the same again. You now have the confidence that you can withstand and conquer anything the Net can throw at you. You have been to the very end of cyberspace and survived to tell about it. This is no small feat.

You must be sure to tell your friends, your family, your associates, and everyone else that you know, about what you have accomplished here this memorable day. Throw down the gauntlet and challenge them to come here and try to do what you so bravely have done! Show them the way and see if they can measure up to your high standards. From this day forward, you have earned the right to hold your head high and surf the Net proudly!

Congratulations, We hope you have enjoyed your browsing!

Now sign off your internet connection and go do something productive.